The Frontstretch: Top Ten Ways to Retaliate Under Caution by Mistie Bibbee -- Tuesday September 20, 2005

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Top Ten Ways to Retaliate Under Caution

Mistie Bibbee · Tuesday September 20, 2005


10.  Park your car in their pit stall, so your crew can do 25 laps worth of repairs to it there.

9.  Put Ex-Lax in their water bottle. 

8.  Sneak on to the spotters' stand and steal the radio.  As the cars are getting the one to go signal, yell “GREEN GREEN GREEN, GO GO GO!”

7.  “A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down…” Or is that “A spoonful of sugar helps the engine blow up...”

6.  Ask the NASCAR official assigned to their pit if he heard them say that the “official’s uniform made him look fat.” 

5.  Call 1-800-4BODINE.

4.  Steal a jet dryer and chase them down on the track.  Now that’s entertainment.

3.  Sneak into their pit and soak all their tires in WD40.

2.  Superglue the lugnuts to the air wrench. 

1.  For a small fee, Robby Gordon and Kasey Kahne would be more than happy to do it for you.

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