The Frontstretch: Top Ten NASCAR Valentine's Day Gifts by Mistie Bibbee -- Tuesday February 8, 2005

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Top Ten NASCAR Valentine's Day Gifts

Mistie Bibbee · Tuesday February 8, 2005


10. A scale replica of your favorite driver’s car made out of conversation hearts.

9. Got an in with Cupid? Get him to shoot an arrow through your least favorite driver’s tire during the Bud Shootout.

8. A fine dinner at the track. Too bad Martinsville isn’t open for V-Day so you can take your sweetie out for a red hotdog.

7. Yummmm a gift box of chocolate covered lug nuts!

6. Nothing says unconditional love quite like tickets to Daytona.

5. The ultimate expression of love? Buy your significant other their own NASCAR team to show them how much you care.

4. Roses stuffed in the arms and legs of the driver’s uniform. (Ok maybe that’s a bad idea with all those thorns.)

3. Even St. Valentine can’t resist a six pack of Bud and an 8 by 10 of Dale Jr.

2. Apparently, Mike Helton is even in the mood this year since no events are scheduled for February 14th.

1. Say those famous four words every woman wants to hear on Valentine’s Day"¦ “Gentleman- Start Your Engines!”... (Geesh… you saps… what did you think I was going to say… “Will you marry me?” Yeah right.)

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