The Frontstretch: Top Ten Ways to Get a Driver's Attention at an Autograph Signing by Mistie Bibbee -- Tuesday March 29, 2005

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Top Ten Ways to Get a Driver's Attention at an Autograph Signing

Mistie Bibbee · Tuesday March 29, 2005

 

10. When they reach out to sign your die-cast, slap a pair of hand cuffs on him and stay “You’re under arrest.” As the security rushes you, yell out “Just Kidding.”

9. When you reach the front of the line, order a large fry and a Diet Coke.

8. Let them know you think the landscaping at their house looks great and you love how they remodeled the living room.

7. Ask Dale Jr if he would take a picture of you and your new buddies that you met standing in line. Politely refuse his offer to be in the picture with you.

6. Wear leopard print. They’ll have to double check to see if you’re a NASCAR wife.

5. When you get to the front of the line loudly exclaim “TONY STEWART?!?!? I thought that Buckshot Jones was signing tonight dang it!”

4. Sit a baby down on the table next to the driver and say to your friend in line with you “See, I told you he looked just like his father.”

3. Just bring the GIANT PowerAde bottle to a Ryan Newman signing.

2. Randomly drop the license plate number into the conversation. “Does this number mean anything to you, Mr. Gordon – MF 3456?”

1. Politely ask them to sign a photo of you… In the shower.

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