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TweetBest of Top Ten: Top Ten Things to Say to Hurt a NASCAR Driver's Feelings
Mistie Bibbee · Tuesday December 27, 2005
10. Dude, your uniform makes you look fat.
9. Wow, you’re still racing? I thought they forced drivers your age to retire.
8. Hey, isn’t your nickname "Mr. Provisional"?
7. You really think you are a racer? Man, I could beat you in my grandmother’s Ford Escort.
6. Is it true you know Dale Jr? Could you get him to autograph this hat for me?
5. I’ve had trips to the dentist that were less painful than watching you race.
4. Wouldn’t you be better equiped to star in a demolition derby?
3. Aren’t you Jimmie Johnson’s motorcoach driver?
2. Geez man… did you take one to many hits to the wall at 190 mph?
1. Autograph? No, thanks. I was just curious if I could borrow your Sharpie for a minute.
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Burned At The YouTube Stake: How Technology Brought Busch Down
2011 NASCAR Driver Review: Justin Allgaier
2011 NASCAR Driver Review: A.J. Allmendinger
2011 NASCAR Driver Review: Aric Almirola
2011 NASCAR Driver Review: Marcos Ambrose
2011 NASCAR Driver Review: Michael Annett
2011 NASCAR Driver Review: Greg Biffle
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Recent articles from Mistie Bibbee:
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Best of the Top Ten: Top Ten Reasons Why I am Retiring from the Frontstretch
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Mistie no longer writes for the Frotnstch, but if you'd like to know more about her, check out her archive and bio page.

















