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TweetBest of the Top Ten : Top Ten Meanings for "Debris on the Track" Cautions
Mistie Bibbee · Wednesday September 7, 2005
10. We value our TV sponsors more than we do the fans watching the race. Time to make some sponsorship money.
9. The race is getting really, really boring. Let’s find some way to mix it up.
8. Oh no!
7. It looks like the pit crews are napping. Time to make them earn their keep instead of getting money for nothing.
6. Ummm… I could have sworn that spot in turn two used to be a rabbit a minute ago!
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4. Overheard at the stands"¦"Ummm Honey, where did the kids go?"
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2. Overheard in the stands"¦ "Hey look, there’s Larry! He apparently can’t hold his liquor because he’s on the track playing "˜Red Rover’ with the cars!"
1. Well, I guess something really could have fallen off of a car and onto the track, but don’t you think the team should have screwed it in tighter?
This Week on the Frontstretch:
Mirror Driving: Rebuilding Denny Hamlin, Kurt Busch, Penske, And The NASCAR Banquet’s Future
The Only Thing Mutual? Penske, Kurt Busch Both Stand to Lose Big
Who Gets An Early Christmas Gift? Sorting Through Potential Busch Replacements
Burned At The YouTube Stake: How Technology Brought Busch Down
2011 NASCAR Driver Review: Justin Allgaier
2011 NASCAR Driver Review: A.J. Allmendinger
2011 NASCAR Driver Review: Aric Almirola
2011 NASCAR Driver Review: Marcos Ambrose
2011 NASCAR Driver Review: Michael Annett
2011 NASCAR Driver Review: Greg Biffle
2011 Driver Review Schedule
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