The Frontstretch: Best of the Top Ten : Top Ten Meanings for "Debris on the Track" Cautions by Mistie Bibbee -- Wednesday September 7, 2005

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While Mistie is out this week, enjoy one of our favorite Top 10 lists of the year, all in honor of the debris caution that brought out the last yellow flag at California!

10. We value our TV sponsors more than we do the fans watching the race. Time to make some sponsorship money.

9. The race is getting really, really boring. Let’s find some way to mix it up.

8. Oh no! is about to get lapped. They’re NASCAR’s golden child and must be kept on the lead lap.

7. It looks like the pit crews are napping. Time to make them earn their keep instead of getting money for nothing.

6. Ummm… I could have sworn that spot in turn two used to be a rabbit a minute ago!

5. must have a tire going down. Way to ensure he wins! Thanks, NASCAR.

4. Overheard at the stands"¦"Ummm Honey, where did the kids go?"

3. is about to win the race! This is NASCAR’s way to ensure they don’t, and their chosen one does.

2. Overheard in the stands"¦ "Hey look, there’s Larry! He apparently can’t hold his liquor because he’s on the track playing "˜Red Rover’ with the cars!"

1. Well, I guess something really could have fallen off of a car and onto the track, but don’t you think the team should have screwed it in tighter?

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