10. Enie, meanie, minie, moe…
9. Pick the driver whose car number is your age… or at least the age you tell everyone you are.
8. Naturally, you must pick a driver whose sponsor’s colors look good with your complexion.
7. Find the place at the track with the most sponsor freebies! Now there’s a driver who really cares about their fans.
6. Pick a number add 1000. Then subtract 1000. Divide by half then multiply by 2. Viola, instant new favorite driver.
5. Can decide between two drivers? Use the technique that crew chiefs use when making an important pit strategy call… flip a coin.
4. Put all drivers’ names into a hat. Pull one out.
3. Act like a 13 year old girl- who cares if he can drive just as long as he is HOT!
2. Find a driver who has the same last name as you. Then you can tell everyone you are related to him.
1. Find the nearest band wagon and jump on it.
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