(Mistie's note: Special thanks go out to Ren and Kim for writing this edition of the Top Ten. All I had to do was edit their suggestions. Thanks guys, you ROCK!)
10. Driver most likely to never be blamed for any on track incident.
9. Most popular among prepubescent females and any other female.
8. Cause for a jump in the popularity of the names Ralph and Dale on the 2004 edition of the 100 most popular baby names. (We don't think he fathered all of the kids though.)
7. Driver most likely to evoke another NASCAR rule change if he does not make the Chase this year. (After all, it was designed with him in mind as the perennial favorite.)
6. Best post-beer-bash body odor..
5. Most likely to win any online poll..
4. Driver most likely to cause a redneck male to refer to another male as "sexy".
3. Driver most likely to incite a Pepsi seat cushion throwing contest.
2. Driver most likely to leave the crowd seeing red. (We believe all the red the crowd is seeing is all the Jr merchandise people are wearing in the stands.)
1. Most Popular Driver as voted by the fans.
Did you know that Frontstretch has a weekly Driver Diary with some of your NASCAR favorites? Check out the schedule here to figure out when your driver’s stopping by; and if he’s not, learn to love another by reading these entertaining reports that talk about our drivers’ off-the-track antics… as well as their on-track performance!
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