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10. It is not acceptable to race a dog on the track unless it has paid NASCAR’s entry fee.
9. DW’s "Boogity Boogity Boogity" will now be replaced with Speedy Gonzalez’s "¡Arriba, arriba, arriba, ándale, ándale, ándale!"
8. The track’s name will be change from Autodromo Hermanos Rodriguez to Watkin’s Glen- Southern Annex in order to gain more acceptance with the fans.
7. If you qualified on the front row but have to go to the rear of the field due to an engine change, it is now OK for a competitor’s crew chief to knee you in the groin because you are an evil engine changer.
6. If DW is going to lose his voice each time NASCAR goes to Mexico, the entire season will be run down there.
5. Lysol will be the next official sponsor of a race in Mexico if the track continues to insist on selling burritos.
4. No sombreros allowed in the grandstands. It blocks the view of the person behind you.
3. The prize money will be in pesos in the future due to the excellent exchange rate.
2. Unlike at ISC tracks, it’s highly recommended that you bring your own water into the track.
1. Instead of hiring the guards to escort the haulers from the border to the track the real race will be to let the cars loose to see who can make it from the border to the track and back on their own.
This Week on the Frontstretch:
Mirror Driving: Rebuilding Denny Hamlin, Kurt Busch, Penske, And The NASCAR Banquet’s Future
The Only Thing Mutual? Penske, Kurt Busch Both Stand to Lose Big
Who Gets An Early Christmas Gift? Sorting Through Potential Busch Replacements
Burned At The YouTube Stake: How Technology Brought Busch Down
2011 NASCAR Driver Review: Justin Allgaier
2011 NASCAR Driver Review: A.J. Allmendinger
2011 NASCAR Driver Review: Aric Almirola
2011 NASCAR Driver Review: Marcos Ambrose
2011 NASCAR Driver Review: Michael Annett
2011 NASCAR Driver Review: Greg Biffle
2011 Driver Review Schedule
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