The Frontstretch: Top Ten Ways Drivers Would Celebrate Winning at the Brickyard by Mistie Bibbee -- Tuesday August 2, 2005

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Top Ten Ways Drivers Would Celebrate Winning at the Brickyard

Mistie Bibbee · Tuesday August 2, 2005


Special thanks to Brian Boyer for all of his help co-authoring the Top Ten this week!

10. Tony Stewart: By climbing the Pagoda.

9. Matt Kenseth: By sending McMurray some Wisconsin cheese to go with McMurray’s Wine.

8. Elliott Sadler: By shoving peanut M&M’s up his nose to see if he can shoot them out to the fans in the stands.

7. Michael Waltrip: By dedicating his Brickyard 400 win to NAPA, Chevy, DEI, Nabisco, Domino’s, Best Western…

6. Mark Martin: By saying he’s going to come back and race the “I Won the 2005 Brickyard 400 Tour” in 2006.

5. Carl Edwards:  By becoming the first driver to get a concussion from the bricks after he misjudged his backflip.

4. Dale Earnhardt, Jr.: By getting called into the NASCAR Trailer for entering victory lane at 143 mph.

3. Jason Leffler: By Fed Ex’ing himself a step stool so he could reach the mic for the interview.

2. Dale Jarrett: By getting out of Elliott Sadler’s car.

1. Rusty Wallace: By starting to call Ryan Newman to rub it in, until he realizes that he doesn’t get free Nextel to Alltel minutes.

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