The Frontstretch: Top Ten Ways Dale Junior and Jeff Gordon Can Make The Chase by Mistie Bibbee -- Tuesday August 16, 2005

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Top Ten Ways Dale Junior and Jeff Gordon Can Make The Chase

Mistie Bibbee · Tuesday August 16, 2005

 

Once again, special thanks goes out to my faithful assistant Brian Boyer for his creative assistance.

10. Gordon : Isn't there some sort of "past champions" rule?

9.  A proposal from Junior to NASCAR : How about we put restrictor plates on for the next few weeks?

8.  Gordon : If the old system had been in place last year...I would have been the champion...haven't I suffered enough?

7.  Junior : It's Michael's fault I am not in the Chase...let him figure out how to get me in.

6. Gordon : After all, this is my drive for FIVE...why not make the cutoff FIVE hundred points?

5. Junior : Can't the fans just vote me in?

4. Gordon : Since Mike Bliss seems so content on keeping me out of the Chase, maybe he can come up with a way to get me into it.

3. Junior : I think I'm OK. I mean the chances of Jarrett, Edwards, McMurray, Sadler, Harvick, Gordon, and Kenseth all having trouble are pretty good, right?

2. Gordon : The Rainbow Warriors worked once before... maybe they'll be up for a reunion tour.

1. Junior : Isn't there some rule that ensures that the Most Popular Driver gets in?  I thought it came with the trophy.

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NetNet24
08/19/2005 04:47 PM
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Top Ten Ways Dale Junior and Jeff Gordon Can Make The Chase

just had to say this cracked me up!!!and im a very big Jeff Gordon Fan i posted it to my msn groups of course with this link thanks for the laugh..NetNet

 

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