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10. Repeatedly ask “How hard could it be to drive in circles all day? My pet hamster could do that.”
9. As he’s about to walk out the door to do an interview, “You know buddy, that fire suit sure isn’t very flattering. It kinda makes you look fat.”
8. When he wins a race, don’t meet him in victory lane. Encourage the rest of the crew to do the same.
7. Refuse to put the steering wheel in the car at the beginning of the race until he kisses your cheek and calls you sugar button.
6. While he’s napping in the hauler during a rain delay, paint his finger nails a lovely shade of pink or purple.
5. Sing the Hamster Dance song continually over the radio throughout the entire race.
4. “Accidentally” include the driver’s personal cell phone number in a letter that goes out to all the members of their fan club.
3. Every time he does an interview stand behind him and continually mimic him until he loses his concentration.
2. Slid your cell phone in the pocket of his uniform. Make sure the phone in on vibrate. Then repeatedly call the phone each time he attempts to pass a car.
1. Change the pit stall location with other teams for every pit stop during the race.
This Week on the Frontstretch:
Mirror Driving: Rebuilding Denny Hamlin, Kurt Busch, Penske, And The NASCAR Banquet’s Future
The Only Thing Mutual? Penske, Kurt Busch Both Stand to Lose Big
Who Gets An Early Christmas Gift? Sorting Through Potential Busch Replacements
Burned At The YouTube Stake: How Technology Brought Busch Down
2011 NASCAR Driver Review: Justin Allgaier
2011 NASCAR Driver Review: A.J. Allmendinger
2011 NASCAR Driver Review: Aric Almirola
2011 NASCAR Driver Review: Marcos Ambrose
2011 NASCAR Driver Review: Michael Annett
2011 NASCAR Driver Review: Greg Biffle
2011 Driver Review Schedule
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