The Frontstretch: Top Ten Frontstretch Tweets From Sunday's Red Flag by Mike Lovecchio -- Tuesday February 16, 2010

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Top Ten Frontstretch Tweets From Sunday's Red Flag

Frontstretch Top Ten · Mike Lovecchio · Tuesday February 16, 2010

 

10. Two years after the creation of Digger, he goes rogue (in honor of Sarah Palin) and pops up through the track. #NASCAR — @NASCARBowles

NASCAR gave the fans an early start time… but no one realized their secret plan to make sure the 500 ended after dark.

9. Guys, try explaining this one to who you’re ditching for V-Day. “Umm, yeah, I’m watching cement dry instead of spending time w/you.” #NASCAR — @NASCARBowles

8. “I heard NASCAR plans to patch that pothole with a lot of ‘Hope and Change,’ left over from the last election.” — @skoolofracing

7. Is Tim Tebow still in Daytona? He can fix the hole with a wave of his hand. #NASCAR #timtebowcansavethedaytona500 — @MikeLovecchio

6. All this halftime show is missing is The Who. #NASCAR #Daytona500 #diggercamepoppingoutofsomeholeinturn2 — @MikeLovecchio

5. Goodyear tires that cost $1800 a set should be able to handle driving over a bump. #NASCAR #Daytona500 — @Nicademus5286

4. If only Kvapil didn’t pit… the Extenze car would be a couple holes away from Victory Lane. #NASCAR — @MikeLovecchio

3. Rumor has it NASCAR planned for track to come up… they’re still really sold on ending the 500 after dark…no matter what fans say. #NASCAR — @Nicademus5286

2. Jimmie Johnson could have fixed this hole…“What are you doing, Jimmie? Paving, Chad.” #NASCAR #Daytona500 — @Nicademus5286

1. Any 20-somethings remember Tiny Toon Adventures? Little Plucky? #NASCAR Ratings go down the #hole (literally). — @NASCARBowles

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Kevin in SoCal
02/17/2010 01:52 PM
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Oh, those are great! The only thing missing is a Chuck Norris quote. LOL

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