The Frontstretch: Matt McLaughlin's Thinkin' Out Loud: Dickies 500 by Matt McLaughlin -- Sunday November 4, 2007

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Matt McLaughlin's Thinkin' Out Loud: Dickies 500

Matt McLaughlin · Sunday November 4, 2007


The Key Moment - With two laps to go, Jimmie Johnson finally made the race-deciding pass on Matt Kenseth after a fiercely waged eight lap battle.

In a Nutshell - Another sedate parade of a race that didn't get interesting until the final thirty laps. It's like having to eat a bucket full of manure to get a thin slice of cheesecake as dessert when you're through.

Dramatic Moment - New England scored two late race touchdowns…oh, right, sorry.

Matt Kenseth and Denny Hamlin put on one heck of a battle late in the race until Hamlin finally spun out and put himself in the wall.

That final ten lap battle between the 48 and 17 was all a fan could ask for … other than having to endure three hours of tedium to see a good finish.

What They'll Be Talking About Around the Water Cooler This Week

The NFL. Enough said.

Severe problems call for out of the box solutions that might seem insane at first, and even the second or third time you hear them. A problem plaguing most Cup races right now is that the drivers are content to ride around in formation, just putting themselves in position to take a run at the Top 10 or even a win in the final twenty laps. It might be brilliant strategy, but it's not much fun to watch. So here's this week's off the wall solution: Cut race lengths in half everywhere but the road courses, and hold two races that pay a full complement of points. For example, Sunday's 500-miler at Texas would become a pair of 250-mile races, with the winner of each collecting 190 points. There'd be a twenty minute intermission in between to allow networks to get a gaggle of ads out of the way, and to get cars reset for the next event. Then, the starting field for the second race would line up with the driver who led the most laps in the previous race on the pole, the driver who led the second most laps on the outside pole, etc. until everyone who led a lap in the first race was in place. Then, the drivers would line up based on the positions where they finished in the first event. Any driver and team whose car was destroyed in a wreck or suffered mechanical problems would start at the rear of the field in a backup car. As for the end of year 400-miler at Homestead? You could divide it into four one hundred mile sprint races using the above rules, but with a fifteen minute intermission between segments. If a team destroyed both their primary and backup cars before the final segment, well … at least they'd get a jump on the traffic.

As crazy as it sounds, I think this idea has merit. Fans in the stands and at home would see better racing, and they'd have two chances to see their favorite drivers win on a single afternoon. The points race would be much more volatile, too, with four races’ worth of points to collect at Homestead. Hey, maybe it's not perfect … but the current TV ratings and amount of empty seats at the races say something radical has to be done soon.

With Bruton Smith having purchased the New Hampshire track from Bob Bahre, a lot of fans in New England are concerned they might lose one or both of its race dates. That's always a possibility, but I don't think so. If nothing else, Smith has proven ready to dump truckloads of money to tear down an existing track and rebuild it. He did it at Las Vegas, he did it at Atlanta, and he's done it numerous times at Texas. My guess is he razes NHIS and rebuilds it as a ¾ mile hybrid of Bristol and Richmond, then surrounds the place with grandstands reaching towards the sky ala Bristol. And even if New England fans lose one race in the process, with a new track, they might actually see a good race at long last.

Talk is finally dying down about NASCAR's version of "Water-gate" after last week's race at Atlanta, where water was found to have contaminated the fuel in several race cars. The most notable victim was Denny Hamlin, whose team thought he had three gallons of gas left. Well, he had three gallons of water instead, and failed to come up to speed on a restart while leading the race. The incident also ended the day for Martin Truex, Jr., who had a great run going on at Atlanta prior to slamming into the rear of the disabled No. 11 car on that restart. How such a thing is allowed to happen in a sport supposedly run by professionals baffles me.

Ratings for last week's Atlanta race were down almost seventeen percent. I'm sure some ABC executives had to be talked down off a ledge once those ratings were released. Here's the rub; present a poor product poorly, and viewers will not watch in droves. Add in the Chase, the CoT, later starting times, and a dearth of interesting personalities in the sport, and you have the makings of the perfect storm for ratings disasters. The old attitude of NASCAR brass to fans who didn't like the changes they were making and announced their intentions to leave the sport was, “Go ahead you backwards crackers, we've got a better quality of fan waiting to replace you.” So, where are they? As the Boss hisself might say, “Don't you worry, don't you fret, we're living in the future, and none of this has happened yet.”

It's a sign of the new era of racing when Matt Kenseth radioed his team to ask, "Would it be better just to settle for second?" as he battled Johnson for the lead. If Junior Johnson ever heard one of his drivers say that over the radio, he'd have fired his ass.

Sam Hornish, Jr. hasn't been able to make a Cup field despite numerous attempts. Now, there are rumors that Penske South is considering swapping the points earned by Kurt Busch and the No. 2 team to the struggling No. 06 outfit and Hornish. After all, if Busch doesn't make the race on speed, he'll likely get a Past Champion Provisional starting spot, while the No. 2 team's points would guarantee Hornish made the first five races of next season. And apparently, NASCAR is hunky-dory with this chicanery. Me, I think it's unfair. Why reward a driver who hasn't earned a single point at the expense of drivers who have run the full season this year to the best of their abilities?

That Spanish language broadcast on ESPN's sister channel is actually a great way to pass the time. When I watched that coverage, I had no idea what they were talking about. When I returned to the English language coverage, it seemed way too many of the ESPN talking heads had no idea what they were talking about.

The Hindenburg Award For Foul Fortune

For the second week in a row, Denny Hamlin was in position to win a race, only to end up with a miserable finish. Last week, it wasn't his fault. This week, it was. Maybe he’s taking this “Fall Backwards” thing too literally?

A.J. Allmendinger squandered a fifth place starting spot by wrecking not once, but twice … but three times. The third incident on the backstretch finally ended his day. It's almost like he let off the brakes and ran his Camry into the wall to end the misery after spinning the second time.

For the second straight week in a row, Kyle Busch lost a shot at a win in the pits late.

Clint Bowyer's team left a tire loose on a pit stop, forcing him back to the pits under green. Unfortunately, Bowyer misdiagnosed which tire it was, and he was forced to pit yet again – ruining his shot at a Top 10 finish.

The "Seven Come Fore Eleven" Award For Fine Fortune

Jimmie Johnson celebrates at Texas after scoring his series-high ninth victory of the season.

Jimmie Johnson almost got put into the wall when his soon-to-be-departed teammate Kyle Busch ran him hard on lap 277, using the lapped car of Clint Bowyer as a pick.

Matt Kenseth's day could easily have been ended when Denny Hamlin lost control beneath him on lap 273.

Despite two flat tires that dropped him well back in the pack at times during the race, Kurt Busch left Texas with a Top 10 finish (8th).

Jeff Gordon almost wrecked on pit road on the final pit stop before pushing hard to finish 7th. Not great, but … a bigger incident might have handed the title to Johnson.

Kevin Harvick drove blind through a huge cloud of smoke after Casey Mears and Tony Stewart went spinning to escape Texas with a Top 10 finish in an ill-handling car.

Despite getting spun by Casey Mears in the No. 25, Tony Stewart left Texas with a respectable eleventh place finish.

Worth Noting

  • The win was Johnson's ninth of the season and his third in a row. For the record, the four Rick Hendrick teammates have now combined to win exactly half of this season's 34 points races.
  • Jeff Gordon is not only chasing Jimmie Johnson, he is chasing history. Gordon now has 28 Top 10 finishes this season; the most Top 10 finishes a driver has achieved in the modern era is 29 by Dale Jarrett in 1999. If Gordon finishes in the Top 10 in either of the next two races, he ties the record; if he finishes in the Top 10 in both, he breaks it.
  • Matt Kenseth (2nd) has three consecutive Top 5 finishes for the first time since Fontana, Las Vegas, and Atlanta early this season.
  • Martin Truex, Jr. (3rd) had his best finish of the Chase.
  • Kyle Busch (4th) has Top 5 finishes in three of the last four races.
  • Jamie McMurray (9th) enjoyed his first Top 10 finish since Dover. He's averaged about a 27th place finish in those five races in between.
  • Elliott Sadler (12th) had his best finish since Kansas. Scott Riggs’ 13th place finish was his best since Kansas, as well; it was also his final ride in the No. 10 Dodge, as Patrick Carpentier takes over at Phoenix.
  • The No. 8 team says they want to send Dale Earnhardt, Jr. off with a win; um, maybe they ought to settle for a Top 10? It's been five races since Junior has finished even that well.
  • The Top 10 finishers drove six Chevys, two Fords, and two Dodges. The top finishing Toyota was Dave Blaney in 21st.
  • The top finishing rookie at Texas was Juan Pablo Montoya, who finished 25th, limping his wounded Dodge engine around the track on seven cylinders.

What's the Points?

Jimmie Johnson takes over the points lead, just as he did after this race last season en route to the championship. He now leads second place Jeff Gordon by thirty points. Clint Bowyer remains third, but a loose wheel dropped him to a staggering and probably insurmountable 181 points out of the lead.

Kyle Busch moved up two spots to fourth, but he is a sobering 339 points out and cannot win the title if Johnson so much as starts the final two races.

Behind Busch, Tony Stewart and Carl Edwards each dropped one spot to fifth and sixth in the points, with Edwards now fifth. Jeff Burton bypassed Kevin Harvick to take over seventh; behind them, Kurt Busch held serve in ninth.

As Bill McMurray might say, "It just doesn't matter," but Matt Kenseth now rounds out the Top 10, dropping Denny Hamlin to eleventh in points.

Hamlin and Truex are technically tied for eleventh. If the season were to end right now (and if only a merciful God would allow it to), the advantage would go to Hamlin. Both drivers have one win and two second place finishes; Hamlin, however, has four third place finishes to Truex's three.

Far behind that, Dale Earnhardt, Jr. hangs tenanicously to that 13th place "Best of the Rest" title, now just 68 points ahead of Ryan Newman. Newman moved up two spots, pushing Casey Mears and Greg Biffle down to 15th and 16th, respectively.

Overall Rating (On a scale of one to six beer cans with one being a stinker and a six pack an instant classic) Well, let's see. Thirty miles in the saddle of the Nighster on a brisk autumn day when most of the posers already have their Harleys stored for the winter, killing time waiting for the race to start. That's a six pack of frosty Sly Fox French Creek Hellis served by Heather Locklear in Daisy Dukes.

As for the race itself, we'll give it three cans of Lone Star, an odd combination beer and paint remover popular in Texas, with a shot of Jack Daniel’s Single Malt chaser for the last ten laps.

Next Up - It's off to Phoenix for the penultimate race of the Season That Would Not End.

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Travis Rassat
11/05/2007 06:48 AM

I think the race format change has a lot of merit. I personally think that switching to a more traditional Saturday night dirt track format would be good – do 4 20-30 lap heat races (maybe with some random inversions) in which the top 10 finishers are transferred to the A-Main, a last chance qualifier for the remaining 3 positions, and finish the night with a shorter A-Main, maybe about 25% of the length of the current race. Get rid of the chase and award some points for the heats, too. I think that would be a lot more fun to watch, and the natural breaks between races would give the TV people an opportunity to run their commercials without interrupting most of the action.

11/05/2007 07:54 AM

As a big time Ford fan, Kenseth has lost a fan for being a quitter!! Put him in a loser toyota where he belongs.

11/05/2007 09:32 AM

I understand why you’re pissed off, Matt. But every week you give out scathing rhetoric. Give it a rest already.

Years past, I couldn’t wait to read your articles on SpeedFX. First thing I read on my lunch break. Now they are so predictable they’re borish. This latest one is should be a summary on the race at Texas yet you have to add the selling of New Hampshire, Atlanta’s ratings, sand-baggers, water-gate and crap about the NFL. Ugh! Just give me Texas, man!

Yea, I know, if its so predicatbel why read it. I thought to add my own summary of a summary.

11/05/2007 09:53 AM

I think you’re right Matt about the “In a nutshell” perspective. I tend to nap or do chores during the middle 1/3 of the race if I’m not reporting on it and I’d rather have NASCAR on while working in the garage than anything else. Then it seems interesting!!

Almost all media we experience, the last 10% is what creates our emotional memory of the event and those last 30 laps of the Texas race let me walk away pretty jazzed.

I don’t think Kenseth was a quitter. He was on 2 fresh tires, and his car was starting to loosen up in the corners. He made a great choice in 2nd place rather than sideways in the wall! It’s just one of those calls and Kenseth tends to push so much that we’ve seen him put it in the wall in similar situations. Just something to ponder.

Bruce Simmons
Bruce’s NASCAR Bits

Mike C
11/05/2007 03:53 PM

Be carefull what you wish for . Asking for a change in the format just gives Brian more ideas , and we ‘ve seen the mess he can make with manipulating the racing . If only Sam Hornish was the bigest problem in NASCAR . Backroom games with the points have been used by every team in NASCAR for every reason under the sun . Hendricks father owning a team , the Petty team planning to switch cars for points ,Roushes’ mother owning a team , etc. Penske isn’t planning anything out of the norm . Ther are plenty of drivers in NASCAR who really don’t belong in NASCAR . Let’s not just single out Hornish Jr.

11/05/2007 06:19 PM

My gut feeling is that by the time the 08 Daytona 500 rolls around Brian won’t be calling the shots any more, his Uncle Jim will. Look for an announcement along those lines at this year’s banquet or maybe that’s just hopeful thinking on my part. That boy is so dumb if you gave him an anvil to play with within five minutes he’d have broken it.

11/05/2007 06:21 PM

Mike, Your right on the money with that post. There are a few teams that are owned by relatives of other owners in order to add to the stable of cars. Its one more thing that NASCAR avoids dealing with as they try to create “a fair playing field”. They seem to do alot of things that do exactly the opposite of that but as they seem to be happy I would assume that there is no problem after all. I agree too on your point regarding Hornish..there are a few other drivers that should be in a lower racing series right now but hey, they look good and can sell stuff so that outweighs racing experience. Add to that NASCAR has basically gutted what was once called the Busch series, now called “Hey-I’m-a-Sprint-driver-with-nothing-to-do-on-a-Saturday” series. This causes growth in that series to deminish which also limits the number of Busch only teams. That series needs some attention from NASCAR soon. Plus teams that used to look to the Busch series for talent now go to their own driver development programs where they have a kid that isn’t out of high school yet working his was through the ranks quick..few ASCA races..couple of truck races..toss in a few Busch races and then into Cup. Perhaps the talent pool is being watered down over the years as its more important to have a media-friendly/salesman verses a well seasoned driver.

Brian France Sucks
11/05/2007 09:41 PM

Anything is better than the crap Brian the buffoon doles out every week. This guy couldn’t organize a poke in a brothel. NA$CAR has steadily dropped lower and lower since this moron got full control. The Texas race was a joke; same old ending. There are too many 1.5 mile snoozers on the schedule, sponsors rule the roost, and the same 2 guys win every week. What happened to the equality the COT was supposed to bting; last time I checked teams will have just as many as the old car. The COT is an abomination that should e taken behind the barn and shot. Knowing NASCAR it’ll be more of the same next year, just under Jim France. If only Big Bill were still around….

Kevin in SoCal
11/08/2007 11:11 AM

I like the idea of having a qualifying race before the main race. Make each race like Daytona, with a 25 mile qualifier on Friday. The top 43 finishers in that qualifier race on Sunday.