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MPM2Nite: Odds and Ends For The Off Weekend

Matt McLaughlin · Thursday July 15, 2010

 

I’ve got to admit, finding out this was an off weekend for the Cup series caught me by surprise. Traditionally this had been the second Pocono race weekend, but I guess it makes sense to separate the two Pocono dates by more than a month. Fans need a couple more paychecks to help pay for seats. In a way, perhaps we’re all lucky. After a hot dry start to summer here in Pennsylvania, the last five days have featured violent electrical storms and heavy downpours. Hey, I love jetskiing … just not in my basement. Many writers, even those who should know better, have written this week that this Sunday will be the last off-weekend for the sport. As best I recall, there’s no race on August 28th, between Bristol and Atlanta. I pray to a benevolent and forgiving God that’s the case because I simply can’t fathom going from now to Thanksgiving without one more weekend to catch my breath. I think the Geneva Convention forbids such cruelty.

Traditionally, this is always a slow time for NASCAR news. That’s why they invented Silly Season to begin the debate about which drivers are staying and which are switching to new teams, voluntarily or otherwise, and which sponsors were going where. We took care of that early this season, and it seems such announcements come earlier each year to the point we know where Kasey Kahne is driving in 2012 and not next year. So no, there’s not a lot to write about this week, but I’m one of those fellows that even left with nothing to say is rarely at a loss for words. Here’s some odds and ends left laying on Post-It notes around the work station.

OK, Which One is Goliath Again?

The editorial types here at Frontstretch.com have a way of trying to occasionally rein in their renegade aging hippie writer. I think this week, they felt I’d been too negative about the Chicago race, which in fact I truly did think licked the sweat off a dead wombat. Their usual tactic in pulling me up short is through the captions under the photos that accompany my articles. I have no control over the photos chosen or those captions. I see them the same time my readers do. I don’t approve them, much less write them. See, I’m out there fighting wicked witches and flying monkeys. The editor types are the behind the curtains types, and they do a fine job at it. You can only guess at how much they look forward to me faxing them my latest column, usually scribbled in crayon on the back of losing Powerball tickets with the big words spelled phonetically.

This week’s photo caption reprimand occurred under the lead photo of my race recap. I forget exactly how it read but here’s the gist of it: “Despite the fact David slew Goliath giving us a surprise winner, not one of the usual suspects, Matt once again thought the race was intolerable.” Oh. Oh, my. David slew Goliath? How did I miss that? I guess I watched the whole sorry affair, not the final twenty laps. Oh, and by the way, which one was David and which one was Goliath? I’ll argue Saturday night Goliath slew not only David, but the whole army of Israel, then the Philistines nailed their beheaded corpses to the side of their temple the way they did to Saul and his sons.

Understand I have no animosity towards David Reutimann. I don’t know the man. His PR person doesn’t even send me press releases. Reutimann entered the sport after I was “banished,” if not east of Eden at least outside of Pocono. To date, I have never heard anyone involved with the sport say anything bad about Reutimann. I’m told he’s a swell guy. In fact, Carl Edwards was particularly effusive in praise of David Saturday night saying that Reutimann was always the first driver there to congratulate a fellow driver on an accomplishment and the first there to apologize if he felt he had screwed up. So, yeah it was nice to see an unfamiliar face there in Victory Lane, and Reutimann was clearly overcome with emotion. I like genuine emotion. This sport needs more of it.

Matt McLaughlin explains why David Reutimann and Michael Waltrip Racing aren’t David, but rather Goliath.

But who does David Reutimann drive for? He drives for Michael Waltrip. Waltrip, the former DEI Chevy driver, was trying to start his own race team and was the first to sign on the dotted line with Toyota when the Evil Empire decided to invade NASCAR racing. This, despite the fact Chevy and DEI had basically signed on to resuscitate Waltrip’s career back when he was 0 for 500 or something in the Cup series. As such, the MWR team is basically the house Toyota organization, a thinly disguised adjunct of TRD. Joe Gibbs Racing is the biggest organization under the Toyota umbrella, but they’ve never signed on completely to the program. Toyota’s racing philosophy states that all their teams share and share alike. Gibbs’ teams have their own separate development program that will accept help from Toyota, but not necessarily share info with their corporate teammates. That’s accepted because of the triple play firepower JGR brings to Toyota.

Toyota is a ruthless organization that epitomizes their natural culture. Winning at any cost is the only option. Crush, humiliate, and feast on the bones of the competition. They may be bloodied and dazed right now by a series of humiliating recalls that have finally revealed American car makers (or at least Ford) build a product every bit as good as theirs, but Toyota’s corporate purse is far from empty. And Michael Waltrip is the ultimate Toyota toadie. As long as the checks are big enough, whether written in dollars or yens, he’ll play ball. You won’t see Waltrip working at a soup kitchen this Thanksgiving in Dearborn or Detroit, helping out all the unemployed auto workers Toyota helped put on the dole. He’ll be feasting gluttonously in his own mansion.

From the very start, Waltrip stole sponsors from accomplished organizations with a proven track record, letting them know that given his multiple TV gigs and booth responsibilities he would plug them repeatedly and shamelessly – even when times were lean at the start. Then, in its very first race, MWR got nailed for blatant cheating when a substance rumored to resemble rocket fuel was found in the tank of the No. 55 car. How crass is that? Way to make a dignified and humble entrance! Waltrip was allowed to remain at Daytona, though I feel he should have been physically removed from the premises and told to sit out the season. Since then, there have been numerous attempts at cheating and fines levied against MWR. They dipped to a new low and stole parts belonging to another team (Roush Racing) that clearly weren’t their property to research them. How low can you go? As low as it takes to win. Waltrip is clearly not a class individual, given his recent string of off track traffic incidents. On any given Sunday, the No. 48 car is the only entrant I am convinced is less legal than the MWR cars. But that’s worked out pretty well for Chad and Jimmie, huh?

So MWR and Reutimann are David? Toyota has won eight of the last thirteen Cup events, often by crushing margins as was the case Saturday night. The tide is turning. Ford is winless. Dodge has one team left. Even GM is beginning to feel the heat. In the story of David and Goliath, David was the good guy, right? I’m still backing the home teams, against the odds, not the invading army.

Seventeen Years

I am writing this article Tuesday night simply because it seems like the one evening this stormy week that electricity will keep flowing in hysterical Guthriesville (We were off-line from 5 p.m. to 2 a.m. last night). It’s hard for me to believe that today it has been seventeen years since we lost Davey Allison. I remember that day the way I remember 9-11 and the day Kennedy got shot. I remember being at the corner Texaco station filling my tank for the ride to Pocono with a brand new Allison diecast car already on the front seat (you had to prepay for gas in those days) when the news came on the radio Allison had been badly injured in a helicopter wreck at Talladega.

With the death of Alan Kulwicki in an aircraft accident only a few months before, the bad news seemed surreal. We all hoped his injuries weren’t too bad, and maybe Davey would at least be able to start the race at Pocono that weekend for points. After all, he’d survived a horrific accident at Pocono the previous June. The next morning, we all learned the worst: Davey Allison had died. The grief was as crushing as if Davey was a member of my family, not just a driver I rooted for who I had met standing patiently in line to get an autograph. Because I hadn’t just gotten an autograph and a picture, I’d gotten a smile and a handshake that made me feel for that brief instant as if Allison was genuinely thrilled to greet me. And it was the same story for all those fans in the long line snaking behind me. Allison would remain there until every last fan who wanted to meet him had been accommodated.

You can’t rewrite history, and you can’t second guess the Lord’s will. But sometimes at night, I’ll wonder just how different the NASCAR record books would look if Davey, Tim, and Alan hadn’t been called home in their prime. And this much, I know; racing in those intervening years would have been a whole lot more fun to watch.

Yet Another Member of the Fan Club

I thought I was hearing things after Kyle Busch’s Victory Lane interview following his Nationwide series race at Chicago last week. I figured that less than polite term I heard was muttered from a bystander. But as it turns out, it was in fact Rusty Wallace who took exception to Busch’s sarcastic thanks to the fans who booed his victory and labeled him a sphincter to put it politely. (And when, gentle readers, am I anything less than the model of decorum?) Again, let’s raise the issue whether a fellow who owns a team or teams competing in an event should be allowed to be a broadcaster covering the same race?

JPM and Mark Martin

After Saturday night’s race, Juan Pablo Montoya angrily stated Mark Martin needed to take driving lessons. From whom? A guy who wrecked his teammate en route to a Busch series win and managed a road course victory in the Cup series three-plus years ago? This, compared to a respected veteran who has won 40 times in Cup, and finishing second in the points five times? Montoya, you’ll get a memo when you are worthy to untie the lace of Mark’s shoes. Maybe JPM really stands for Juan’s Pissing and Moaning again.

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j22pa
07/15/2010 08:34 AM
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ive been lifelong nascar fan..and WAS die-hard GM supporter..both, on the track and in my drive-way…but, they killed Pontiac and are run by the Government now…needless to say…i bought my first Toyota last month..i love it..and wont look back :)

Adam
07/15/2010 08:59 AM
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Great expose on MWR/Toyota! Its nice to hear someone tell it like it is. You’re so right about Toyota’s business model. I’ve seen that in other series and even in their recall debacle. Reports now show they’ve covered up numerous manufacturing boo-boos since the 1979 Celica.

But you know you’re gonna catch hell from Brian France, if he can ever figure out how to hold a cocktail and operate the bluetooth on his Lexus at the same time.

Walt B
07/15/2010 10:12 AM
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Maybe after Mikey defended Nascar’s late competition cautions, Nascar gave MWR a special pre-race inspection

Johnboy60
07/15/2010 10:50 AM
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ALL Toyota lovers…..PLEASE LEAVE THE COUNTRY!!!

Sandra Monacelli
07/15/2010 11:53 AM
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To Johnboy 60…I agree 100%!!! To j22pa…go live in Japan if you like those tirds so much.

j22pa
07/15/2010 12:10 PM
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Im sure everyone knows..many Toyota cars are more “American” than the “American” cars that are made in Mexico and Canada…anyway..my tax money is enough support for GM..to pay the over-paid union workers..at the expensive of many elderly, retired bond-holders and pension plans..that the Govt. flushed away..in the bankruptcy

Kevin in SoCal
07/15/2010 12:59 PM
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What do you mean this is usually the second Pocono date? There’s been an off-week after Chicago since I started watching in 2003. Oh, that’s right, you’ve been watching longer. :)

I’m torn in the whole American vs Foreign car debate. For one, I feel the unions are more than half the reason why “American” cars are mostly built in Canada and Mexico now, while non-union “Foreign” cars are built in America. But I still would rather buy an American car from the Detroit Three than see my money get sent to the “evil empire” in Japan. Right on, preach it Brother Matt!

Jeff
07/15/2010 01:30 PM
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Does it matter where the money ends up, we don’t see it and neither do the GM employees. What matters is who employs workers in this country, so, you can tell the foreign companies to leave, but then, how would you explain that to the thousands of famlies who are fed every day and have a roof to live under that their means of support is gone? I swear, some people can’t accept reality and try to live like it was thirty years ago still. Get over it, the “Big Three” caused theirown problems by putting out an inferior product. Plus Matt, the racing is just as boring at Pocono, always has been.

Richard in N.C.
07/15/2010 02:16 PM
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Sounds like you’ve been listening too much to Jack Rousch. I have no love for Toyota, but if you’re going to write about them you at least should try to address all the facts. As to the alleged Toyota juggernaut, what about the well over $1 billion Toyota spent in F1 without ever winning a race before they gave up and withdrew about a year ago? Goliath doesn’t always win.

Carl D.
07/15/2010 02:17 PM
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I’ve been a Ford man for a long time, and I was glad to see that Ford managed to make through the recession without selling their soul to the Obama protection racket. That said, Ford’s involvement in Nascar is nothing more than a couple of decals, some R&D funds, and an executive suite at the nicer racetracks. That new FR9 engine? At this point it appears to me to be a waste of both time and money. And… I’ve watched the last two Nationwide races and have yet to see a car that looks anything like a Mustang.

Wayne
07/15/2010 02:41 PM
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I read the part about Waltrip and Toyota two or three times as I could not agree more. Right on target, BULLS EYE!! What I thought was comical was when the 00 won the rain shortened 600, the co-owner of a Toyota team bought David a Ford Mustang GT.Why? Because Toyota has nothing as cool or nice as the Mustangs. It’s refreshing to read from someone who is not too timid to expose the Waltrips as the phony frauds they are and to honestly talk about their issues and the Toyota factor in NASCAR.I hope the editorial people don’t rein you in as your perspective is needed and valuable.People like Scott Wimmer roll his car in the wee hours of the night, leave the scene and pay a HUGE price for it.Waltrip does the same and gets off scott free. His comment about the stolen sway bar, Jack and I agree to disagree! NO NO NO, your team stole the sway bar, nothing to disagree about.But once again he got away with it.

j22pa
07/15/2010 06:14 PM
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i do agree with all the Mikey comments…especially the dui’s..opps…non-dui’s i mean :)…i even do AGREE Toyota does not have any exciting vehicles..like the mustang or challanger..for myself being in he northeast..rear-wheel wont get me far in the winter..so toyota fit my particular needs. I also have nothing against Ford, and i would buy their products too.

old farmer
07/16/2010 02:26 AM
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I was going to comment on the Toyota haters, but then I realized that they are probably about all UAW guys, the ones who sent GM, Chrysler, and almost Ford straight into the dumper.

I grew up with that pile of people & realize they are mostly clueless about big business. I’ve seen far too many of those folks drop out of high school unable to even read & run straight to the auto factories for the big bucks jobs. Then they struck for more & more until there was no more. They’re on Obamacare now, laid off from Government Motors and resenting success stories like Honda and Toyota—thriving companies with American people working and supporting their families. I, for one, will never buy an Obamamobile for the above reasons.

Oops—guess I did comment, didn’t I? Oh, well . . . .

Besides, thanks to the NASCAR “car of today,” they’re all the same anyway, but for the engines. Decals shouldn’t fool anyone, but apparently they do (see above references).

As for the Waltrip/Reutimann comments, a few thoughts:
1.David Reutimann is not Michael Waltrip; he just works for him.
2. It’s interesting that people gush over the Hendrick organization, which is run by a convicted felon who has done time in the slammer. I guess that’s OK, since his organization runs Government Motors’ Obamamobiles rather than engines from a company that is making it on its own, such as Ford or—gasp—Toyota.
3. Something tells me that if MWR were running GMO’s rather that Toyotas, there wouldn’t be much fuss about him at all.

Wayne
07/16/2010 10:25 AM
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old farmer, if your talking about my comments you were fooled or didn’t read them carefully. First of all, I’m not a Toyota hater, just a realist. I bought a Camry for my mother. I have owned as many Fords as Chevies. I now own 1 ford and 1 chevy.Not a union person either, but history will show as much as I too hated it , saving GM and some banks had to be done. There were too many other things that are intertwined with the banks and auto industry, all the suppliers and their suppliers, a very long chain, that would have collapsed also.I never gushed over Hendrick, I always mention Haas as well as a convicted criminal.It’s M. Waltrip himself I have problem with, not David who I like, and I’m not alone. A few years ago I was in a local NAPA store, he drove a Chevy then, and I made a comment to the workers there about M.Waltrip and his extreme overkill sponsor plugging and goofy act bothered and insulted me. I was ready for an argument, but what I got was they teamed up and went into a rant about how it bothered them as well and were very embarrassed by his actions as well.He and his teams behavior also bothers me,drinking and driving, he could have killed that guy on the motorcycle and the rollover speaks for itself!! Matt is right about Toyotas business model. They spent a billion dollars in F-1,greatly outspending their competition is what they do, outspend and crush the competition. Hide problems and recall issues much more than the US automakers do. My friend had an old Toyota pickup with 160,000 mile, worth maybe $1500. Toyota gave him $10,000. buying it back as they have a severe frame rust issue that they are trying to keep out of the news. It’s the way they do business I’m not fond of.So I agree with Matt, Toyota is Goliath and my opinion of Waltrip is not very positive.

Laxbro
07/16/2010 11:59 AM
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Montoya:
Competed in Formula One from 2001-2006 for BMW Williams and McLaren Mercedes. During that period, he amassed seven wins, 30 podium finishes and 13 pole positions. Finished sixth or better in each of his five full seasons in Formula One. Won the 2000 Indianapolis 500 racing for Chip Ganassi in his first trip to the Brickyard. Montoya started second on the grid. … Spent two years in CART, winning 10 races. … Won CART championship in 1999, his rookie year. Won seven races in 1999, including three in a row, both rookie records. … Competed in the Formula 3000 series for two years, racking up seven wins and winning the 1998 series championship. … Started racing karts at the age of 6. Captured several Colombian local and national titles in the Children’s Kart Championship and Kart Komet Division from 1984-1989.

Plus the win in his rookie season in Sprint Cup and a chase spot, finishing 6th in points, in only his third year in sprint cup from open wheel. I’d say he has a right to speak to Martin as a frustrated driver.

Laxbro
07/16/2010 01:25 PM
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I mean 8th in points

old farmer
07/16/2010 01:30 PM
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Wayne: I was not speaking to your comments; I was speaking to a general attitude that seems to be prevalent among “contributors” to these discussions.

If the shoe doesn’t fit, please take no offence. If it does, well, then, . . . .

JTW
07/16/2010 01:30 PM
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Spot on Matt! And even more kudo’s for having the guts to say it! The Waltrips are a big part of what is WRONG with NASCAR today.

Bad Wolf
07/17/2010 04:18 PM
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Spot on Matt. Keep it up and this site will be sold to a Nascar front organization and Peter Pee will be made editor.

John
07/19/2010 12:08 PM
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Matt McLaughlin is the sole reason I started reading Frontstretch in the first place.
I especially appreciated the comments concerning Waltrip.

RandyGoldman
07/19/2010 01:45 PM
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Crap… Matt is back. Remember those two weeks where someone else wrote his column? That was awesome! Can we go back to that?