The Frontstretch: Guns, Retirees Up Front And Faulty Restarts: What's Wrong With This Picture? by Vito Pugliese -- Thursday March 7, 2013

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Guns, Retirees Up Front And Faulty Restarts: What's Wrong With This Picture?

What's Vexing Vito · Vito Pugliese · Thursday March 7, 2013


So Jimmie Johnson is still miffed two days after getting smoked on a restart by Carl Edwards. I think JJ’s reaction reeks of sour grapes, considering that the No. 48 has had its share of questionable calls in the inspection area during the past 11 seasons and five championships. That being said, I’ve never really understood the restart rules anyway. Lines on wall, cones jammed in a fence, a restart area, a start/finish line, can’t pass a guy unless it’s on the right before the start/finish line, leader has to get to the line first, but what if he’s slow or spins his tires….enough already. You have a guy with a green flag, standing in a thing called THE STARTER’S STAND. Have him wave the flag and the race starts. If that doesn’t work, use the caution lights. When they go out, it’s go time – just like in Formula One. Last I checked, they don’t seem to have an issue at their races with knowing when to accelerate.

Much was made in NASCAR circles of Mark Martin winning the pole at 54 years of age at Phoenix last weekend.

Chances at some point Martin’s holding that Coors Light Award and it says 2020? Umm… would you bet against it at this point?

Typically, something like that would be front page news and something that captures the public’s attention to rally around. However, considering the fact that Martin has been doing it with regularity, ever since breaking decade number five, it’s become kind of expected. Check back in six years or so after he wins the Coca-Cola 600 at 60; by then, he should become a national phenomenon. Also, just throwing it out here – don’t be shocked if he wins the pole or the race at Las Vegas. In fact, I’d put money on one or the other. Or both.

Perhaps the first casualties of the re-branding of SPEED to FOX Sports 1, will be the loss of Sunday night staples Wind Tunnel and SPEED Center. As much as we are a NASCAR-centric site, nation, and fans, I have always looked forward and enjoyed the comprehensive motorsports coverage afforded by both of these programs. Yes, I am one of those degenerates who get up at 5:00am on a Sunday to watch Formula One – or stays up until 3:00am to watch the races from Asia and Australia. You won’t see World Superbike highlights on Sports Center, and good luck getting any in-depth post-race analysis on IndyCar or NHRA in a timely fashion.

Whatever the outcome, please, for the love of God and all that is holy: No more Unique Whips. No more Pinks. No more Pass Time. Enough.


Social media was all atwitter Tuesday, when it was revealed that the National Rifle Association will be the title sponsor of the Sprint Cup race there on April, 13th. How could NASCAR do this?! I mean, the controversy of such a group, whose membership helps to promote firearms education, safety, and uh, protect the amendment that was deemed important enough to be ranked No. 2 when the country was founded, and…hmm…I guess that’s it. Again, it was a pretty transparent attempt by certain media outlets and their members to make a stink over something that is essentially a non-issue. Call it a slow news day, deflection attention from the sequester, or trying to gin up support for something that the majority of Americans oppose, it’s a question nobody asked, and even fewer truly care about.

The argument against it is silly to begin with. I mean, it’s at Texas Motor Speedway, where you get a shotgun for winning the pole, and a pair of single-action .45 Long Colt revolvers to fire blanks into the air. Petitions were gaining momentum a couple of months back to secede, and Texas typically does the opposite of what the rest of the country does – and is probably why it’s one of the few financially stable states in the union. On the flip side of the coin, would these same critics be up in arms of Planned Parenthood was sponsoring a race? Or GLAD?

FBI statistics show there were nearly 20 million background checks in 2012 – that’s a rather large audience of potential new members, many of whom may not be very familiar with the safe handling of firearms. The NRA has seen record spikes in membership – up over 300,000 since the first of the year. If they have the ability to sponsor a race and help promote the sport (those purses don’t come out of thin air – or Federal funding), as well as their cause, so be it. Besides, let’s be honest: the few who threaten to not attend or not watch weren’t going to anyway.

What do you mean the NRA is sponsoring a NASCAR race?! How could we ever break such a redneck southern stereotype?!!

Some think it does nothing but reinforce the stereotype of NASCAR fans as a bunch of rednecks, with gun racks and pickup trucks. This has been the same battle we’ve been fighting since Donnie, Cale, and Bobby were mud wrestling at Daytona in 1979 in front of the entire snowbound East Coast. As much as NASCAR has tried to lure the casual fan in with doing whatever it can to disguise it to look like the NFL with headers the last decade, there is a core group that has kept things afloat, and the reason why it’s still relevant. The same ones who stand for the National Anthem, salute the military and law enforcement, go nuts for the fly-by, and represent the core of American values. As far as I can tell, it’s about as perfect of a sponsor as we’re ever going to have in the sport. Except of course maybe Anheuser-Busch, Miller, Coors, and RJ Reynolds, and Winston.

Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms; who would’ve imagined such diverse items would ever be so irrevocably linked in our time…

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Steve K
03/07/2013 04:44 AM

The people outraged over the NRA most likely don’t watch NASCAR anyway. Ironically, by making a big deal out of the sponsorship just gives the NRA more bang for their buck.

03/07/2013 12:46 PM

Let’s see, the cash crop when the US was a colony of Great Britain was tobacco. The colonial army won our freedom with rifles and wrote the 2nd amendment to protect the freedom of its citizens from the tyranny of government.
As you pointed out Texas Motor Speedway has a long tradition of guns as part of its celebration. Every race I go to, there is some politician there wanting my vote. This isn’t any different in my mind.

Lastly, yes, Jimmie is a whiner.

Carl D.
03/07/2013 01:27 PM

Thanks for a great article, Vito. Mark Martin I are the same age, and after a hard day of sittin’-on-my-butt accounting, I’m wiped. You gotta be an old man to appreciate an old man that can do things old men aren’t supposed to be able to do.

Every time I try to warm to Jimmie Johnson, he says something that reminds me of what a prima-donna he can be.

The NRA is sponsoring a race. It’s their money, they chose to spend it on Nascar, and Nascar chose to accept the check. End of story.

Wayne T. Morgan
03/07/2013 01:50 PM

I could care less who sponsors the race for that matter. Just as long as the actual race is decent and at least keeps me awake.

03/07/2013 03:54 PM

Come on Vito. The NRA has the right,but surely you have to see what the they’re up to here by sponsoring the race. How often have they had anything to do with NASCAR racing in the past? Last year in Atlanta and it was a Nationwide race I believe. That’s about it. It’s to promote their agenda after recent events. I’m betting if the past events would not have happened in this country the NRA wouldn’t even be looking to sponsor a race. And now Eddie Gossage is going to let the winner decide what to do about celebrating in “Victory Lane” which is putting the drivers between a rock and a hard place. All because of the NRA and their agenda.

03/07/2013 04:20 PM

So the Second Amendment allows you to own guns. I guess the Third Amendment says the out house must be more than 50 feet from the main building.

03/07/2013 09:26 PM

Hey Vito, wonderful article. I’m not a member of the NRA but I spent ’68, ‘69’ and ’70 trying not to get my butt shot off overseas, which I accomplished. I think the NRA has the right to do as it pleases when it wants with it’s own money. I hope P C people will get their noses properly adjusted some day.
@DoninAjax seems to have a lack of education concerning our Constitution and individual responsibility to society.
Again thanks Vito for saying good things on the net I dont know how to accomplish.

Brian in Portland
03/08/2013 01:25 AM

Great article Vito, really nails it. I don’t see this as a liberal/conservative thing but more like the PC posse getting into a fit anytime someone does something fun they don’t do. More tolerance ALL the way around would solve a lot of problems.

Oh and I vote GinaV24 Grand Marshall for the NRA500. Excellent comment.

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