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Top 10 Accusations/Rumors About Richard Childress Racing (This Week)

10. Their engines are sucking air.

9. Their tires are bleeding air.

8. You will be wrongfully terminated from Richard Childress Racing just for uttering the words sucking or bleeding.

7. Todd Berrier was secretly sent to the No. 17 garage to rig their gas tank to appear one gallon fuller than it actually was.

6. The No. 31 team is secretly funded by a bunch of good ‘ol boys from the Deep South, hence the car’s uncanny resemblance to the General Lee.

5. The National Enquirer has in its possession photographs of Richard Childress and the entire NASCAR post-race inspection crew having dinner together at a Hooters in New Hampshire.

4. Todd Berrier was secretly sent to the No. 31 garage to rig their gas tank to BE one gallon fuller than it actually was.

3. Jeff Burton won because Matt Kenseth has a phobia about anyone named Jeff behind him.

2. Kevin Harvick reportedly quoted as asking, “What would Bob Dillner know about rim jobs anyway?”

1. Knowing he was financially drained from supporting his unemployed brother and his family, the other drivers decided to let Burton actually win one!

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