10. Damn, did I leave the iron turned on again?
9. I wonder, just how many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? Only two more hours left until I can find out!
8. How much longer is this race? I should NOT have had that extra large soda with lunch.
7. Left, Left, Left, Left, Left…
6. Are my eyes deceiving me, or is that guy really wearing a Rush t-shirt?
4. Did I call Mom this week?
3. Just because Junior has Bud ON the car, doesn’t mean he has Bud IN the car… then wait a minute, what exactly DOES Junior have in the car?
2. Where is Juan Pablo Montoya? At least he’d hit me enough to keep me from falling asleep.
1. Is anybody awake out there?