10. None. It is NOT for sale. Just ask Max and Teresa – they’ll tell you.
9. None. After all, you’re just buying an ordinary race shop; why do you think the price is so low?
8. Kerry and Jeffrey Earnhardt will be filling out applications at JR Motorsports.
7. DEI will now stand for “Didn’t Ever Imagine…”
6. Dale Earnhardt Jr. begins making contented purring sounds in his sleep whilst wearing a silly grin.
5. One less team Chevy will have to fund.
4. Teresa can fade into the setting sun, living on her “rights” to “Dale Earnhardt” and “The Intimidator.”
3. Three new, up and coming drivers or three “never quite got there” drivers may have a chance at a ride.
2. If Dale were ever to be exhumed, people would be astonished to find his body face down.
1. Teresa Earnhardt will forever be known as the Yoko Ono of NASCAR.