10. Hearing or seeing Bill Weber.
9. An in-depth explanation of how a rotor – or any number of other parts work – all while being shown to me on some sponsored cutaway car.
8. “…I don’t think he has enough SUNOCO fuel to go the distance…”
7. “Race Buddy” or “Digger.”
5. Another Larry Mac magic trick. (At least he has managed to make himself disappear for a while!)
4. Commercials for The Closer, Saving Grace, The Bill Engvall Show, Viagra, or any other ad played ad nauseam!
3. The self-induced headache that usually follows the day after!
2. Kyle Boosch this, Kyle Boosch that, Kyle Boosch winning, Kyle Boosch bowing, yadda yadda yadda.
1. My opportunity to be in victory lane (as a fan) with a bunch of friends! Oh! And Carl, of course!