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Top 10 Things Brian France Has Scheduled For Today, Wednesday, April 1st

10. Enroll in a public speaking class at a local community college.

9. Donate $5 million of his own money to the NAACP in honor of Mauricia Grant.

8. Give Goodyear an ultimatum: Get with the program or else!

7. Publicly admit the Chase was a bad idea.

6. Install one of those alcohol blow thingys in his Lexus.

5. Call Bruton Smith and inform him that Kentucky Speedway has been granted a Cup date on the 2010 schedule.

4. Announce to the world that he is stepping down as the head of NASCAR.

3. Give a motivational speech at a local AA meeting.

2. Worry briefly about the price of a gallon of gas.

1. Wake up and just be himself!

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