Top Ten Things Brian France Has Decided to Make Simpler For All To Understand

The point system isn’t the only thing Brian France is trying to tinker with lately.

*10.* How to keep police from charging when you have a little “drunk driving” incident you’d like to sweep under the rug. If Michael Waltrip can write a book…

*9.* Directions for programming his new VCR. Betamax just wasn’t cutting it.

*8.* Explain to his staff that when he holds up two fingers, someone needs to take him poopy.

*7.* Revamp Connecticut’s penalties for public indecency and disorderly conduct so it is easier to get ESPN cronies out of trouble.

*6.* One and one and one is three. He’s got to be good looking ‘cause he’s so hard to see.

*5.* His divorce court records. (Thanks, Judge!)

*4.* Has instructed all network announcers to explain how the cars go straight for awhile, then turn left and eventually come back and do it all again.

*3.* Has decided to buy the Rosetta Stone English program so we might figure out what he is saying after all.

*2.* How toilet paper works.

*1.* Just exactly where the damn ice, rum, and coke is at all times!!!!

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