Top Ten Ways to Stop the Two Car Draft

*10.* Give them all bumper stickers saying, “If you can read this [teeny tiny print], You’re about to be Brake Checked!”

*9.* Everyone can get a bump draft — from Steve Wallace.

*8.* Prohibit bump drafting an hour before the green flag drops. Clearly, having the drivers spend 500 miles in a straight line means better racing.

Wouldn’t these cars look better in a two-man donkey costume?

*7.* Put up signs along the double-yellow line… “Cars must maintain 100 ft intervals.”

*6.* Worst offender has to drive for Keyed-Up Motorsports at Phoenix.

*5.* Drivers pick a drafting teammate before the race starts, then cover both cars with a giant two-man donkey costume. Only the lead driver can see where he’s going. Might not break up pack… but it would look funny.

*4.* Remote control oil guns on the rear bumpers operated by the race control staff.

*3.* Reverse polarized magnets in the front and rear bumpers.

*2.* Pre-race bean lunch for all; just let the car in back suck up THOSE fumes!

*1.* Take off the restrictor plates and let them race wide open.

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