*10.* Kevin had the audacity to ask Robby for a free energy drink.
*9.* Kevin has a bigger sponsor… even if they did misplace their checkbook.
*8.* Robby always was crazy in the desert heat.
*7.* Failure to agree on a contract ExtenZion.
*6.* Robby’s latest girlfriend left about the same time Conway, his pill supplier, did.
*5.* Conway made a snide remark to the effect that if Gordon wasn’t spending so much on lawyers suing/defending himself in court, maybe he’d have a better race team.
*4.* It’s a little known fact that if you stop taking ExtenZe suddenly, it may cause violent tendencies or behavior.
*3.* Robby was all hopped up on that new drug, Charlie Sheen.
*2.* Robby found out that ExtenZe had actually given a “large, bulging envelope” to Conway which he was supposed to give to Gordon – but Conway blew it all at the craps table the night before.
*1.* Robby wanted to prove to Conway and ExtenZe that he could be just as big a dick without their product.
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