Race Weekend Central

Top 10 Reasons Fans Failed to Show Up at Bristol Sunday

10. Not yet released from the asylum after listening to or reading the latest ramblings of Brian France.

9. Not taking a chance they might have to watch a Busch do another snow angel on the track.

8. They were in their basement, not wanting to be exposed to the deadly Japanese radiation plume.

7. Some are still pissed about the whole resurfacing deal and the lack of cautions and caution laps.

6. Staying home to watch it on TV so as not to miss the much beloved “Boogity, Boogity, Boogity! Let’s go short tracking, boys!” by D.W.

5. Fans are finally on to the fact there isn’t, unfortunately, a real live gopher popping up on the corners of the track.

4. They took Jennifer Jo Cobb’s lead and stood up for their beliefs in hopes of sending a message to local hotels and NASCAR in general. (You go, girl!)

3. Tickets are so easy to get that it is no longer a challenge.

2. Getting a head start for that long, arduous trip to Fontana.

1. Their new favorite “March Madness” was on… and it doesn’t refer to NASCAR anymore.

About the author

The Frontstretch Staff is made up of a group of talented men and women spread out all over the United States and Canada. Residing in 15 states throughout the country, plus Ontario, and widely ranging in age, the staff showcases a wide variety of diverse opinions that will keep you coming back for more week in and week out.

Sign up for the Frontstretch Newsletter

A daily email update (Monday through Friday) providing racing news, commentary, features, and information from Frontstretch.com
We hate spam. Your email address will not be sold or shared with anyone else.

Share via