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Top 10 Ways To Make The Racing Better At Fontana

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How good is “new Kyle” these days? He’s even signing autographs for little kids. But here’s an experiment for you: what if celebrity drivers spent every lap of Fontana blocking in front of him? Would he crack? I think we’re not the only ones who’d love to find out…

*10.* Put an extra two cars on the grid for random celebrities to serve as obstacles throughout the race. How would “new Kyle” feel if Kiefer Sutherland accidentally served as a roadblock for a few laps?

*9.* Let the cars run on those weepers, regardless of safety and see what happens. Oh, wait … we’ve been there, done that. Casey Mears might tell you that didn’t work out so well…

*8.* Have Busch, Tony Stewart, Brad Keselowski, Kevin Harvick, and Juan Pablo Montoya all sit in the heart of I-5 L.A. traffic for two hours the morning of the race… and then send them all to the rear of the field on the pace laps.

*7.* Make it a real fuel mileage battle: 2.2-gallon fuel tanks instead of 22. At least the gas men won’t fall asleep!

*6.* Bring back every NASCAR official’s secret weapon, “mystery debris” in 20-lap intervals. Something tells us people won’t complain…

*5.* Wait…the racing wasn’t actually horrible this time over the last five laps. Umm… hmm. Uh… North Wilkesboro rules!

*4.* Get rid of the new car and let them race what they sell in the dealerships for a weekend. The “Street Legal” 400 has a nice L.A. movie ring to it, right?

*3.* A win comes with an automatic entry into the Chase. Why not? They’re practically giving playoff spots away at this point like a 70% off sale at Wal-Mart.

*2.* We hear Darlington could use a second date…

*1.* One word: dynamite.

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