*10.* His mind has been busy with luring former Formula 1 hothead and party boy Kimi Raikkonen into his stable.
*9.* Has been told not to push his Joe Gibbs Racing Toyota engine too hard.
*8.* He’s maturing? Oh, say it ain’t so!
*7.* Gets more money from his sponsors by leading the most laps (aka TV time) than he would from actually winning.
*6.* It’s all a conspiracy between him and his new BFF (Bestest Fan Forever) Susan, out to prove that everyone here at Frontstretch are “Kyle Haters.”
*5.* He finally “got some trim” and his new wife is teaching him that it is really selfish he has to always “finish” first.
*4.* Wife Samantha is insanely jealous of Sprint girls.
*3.* No one really has a clue as to why, but we’re all eagerly awaiting to get our “real” Kyle back.
*2.* Knows he just plain got beat and is taking it like a man.
*1.* Knew he wasn’t yet strong enough to pick up a grandfather clock and smash it on the ground.
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