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Top 10 Excuses For Spinning Someone Out On A Short Track

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With a Saturday night race at Richmond coming up, we’re sure to hear all sorts of excuses for spinning another competitor.

*10.* The spotter said “clear.”

*9.* I don’t get shown on TV unless I wreck somebody important.

*8.* The water bottle I threw out the window didn’t draw the caution I needed.

*7.* The only horn a race car has is chrome.

*6.* Just wanted to “rattle their cage” a bit.

*5.* Middle finger doesn’t always get the message across.

*4.* That WAS a Target on his car, was it not?

*3.* Didn’t Brian France say something about “Have at it, Boys?” I’m just doing what NASCAR said.

*2.* Your ego is wider than the track.

*1.* “I think, therefore I am, Kyle Busch.”

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