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Top 10 Excuses Kyle Busch Gave For Speeding

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With charges of reckless driving, excessive speeding and a national mini-scandal on his hands, you can understand why Kyle Busch is probably the only guy not laughing at this list.

*10.* Thought the Red Impala up ahead was Kevin Harvick stopped at a crowded intersection, surrounded by innocent people with no clue he was “dropping by.”

*9.* “You know these damn Toyotas and the sticking accelerator pedals! Wait… did you say I was driving a Lexus?”

*8.* Too distracted texting votes for Kirstie Alley to win Dancing With the Stars… then blamed it on the “unnamed girl” in the passenger seat.

*7.* Distraught over Oprah calling it quits.

*6.* Somebody took the plate off.

*5.* Trying to pay Toyota/Lexus back for naming this new sports car after his nickname (LFA: Loudmouthed and Frickin’ Annoying).

*4.* Wanted to be first in line at the KBM yard sale.

*3.* Coming home from his classes at the Michael Waltrip Academy of Offensive Street Driving and was looking for a motorcyclist.

*2.* Joe Gibbs had texted the Apocalypse was only delayed by 72 hours, max, so he wanted to dress nice for the Rapture.

*1.* Thought officers would place him on NASCAR probation… not actually get him in trouble by dishing out a real ticket.

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