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Top Ten Things Juablo Threatened if NASCAR Didn’t Fine Ryan Newman for Punching Him

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Juan Pablo Montoya may be all smiles most of the time, but that wasn’t the case when it came to an alleged punch from Ryan Newman.

*10.* Threatened to have his lawyer hold the door open of the NASCAR trailer so next time, he could, “Run away! Run away!”

*9.* That next time, he wouldn’t be so easy to hold back!

*8.* Threatened to… ”diga a prensa lo que dijo su ex esposa a mí sobre usted en cama anoche.”

*7.* ¡Diga a mi mami!

*6.* “Have my people ‘contact’ your people, if you know what I mean?!”

*5.* To start talking clearly so everyone can understand him.

*4.* Pee in the decorative plant pot in the corner of the trailer.

*3.* No one was quite sure at first… he was too busy having a conversation with Ryan’s fist.

*2.* Take his one NASCAR win and his “diversity” and go back to the IRL, Indy Car, F1… or wherever the hell he came from.

*1.* No longer supply Brian France with discount “WKRP in Cincinnati foot powder.”

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