*10.* Threatened to have his lawyer hold the door open of the NASCAR trailer so next time, he could, “Run away! Run away!”
*9.* That next time, he wouldn’t be so easy to hold back!
*8.* Threatened to… ”diga a prensa lo que dijo su ex esposa a mí sobre usted en cama anoche.”
*7.* ¡Diga a mi mami!
*6.* “Have my people ‘contact’ your people, if you know what I mean?!”
*5.* To start talking clearly so everyone can understand him.
*4.* Pee in the decorative plant pot in the corner of the trailer.
*3.* No one was quite sure at first… he was too busy having a conversation with Ryan’s fist.
*2.* Take his one NASCAR win and his “diversity” and go back to the IRL, Indy Car, F1… or wherever the hell he came from.
*1.* No longer supply Brian France with discount “WKRP in Cincinnati foot powder.”
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