*10.* They realized Mark Martin isn’t exactly the best fit for their 18-49 demographic next season.
*9.* Parts from Toyota Racing Development keep showing up radioactive.
*8.* It’s just like how their own stuff tastes…. sour grapes.
*7.* Inability of fans to grasp they are Austrian, not Australian.
*6.* Finally figured out that race fans consider a Budweiser sufficient as a morning energy drink.
*5.* Tired of having to watch Michael Waltrip’s NAPA Know-How commercial at the start of every Toyota meeting.
*4.* Forgot to change the safe combination after Scott Speed left the company. Big mistake!
*3.* Learned that due to an exclusivity deal, the only energy drink NASCAR’s allowed to have on the track is Robby Gordon’s SPEED Energy. And now that it’s actually in stores…
*2.* They found out that instead of Red Bull giving them wings, it just gave them inconsistency on the track.
*1.* Jay Frye’s refusal to replace Brian Vickers with Justin Bieber to appeal to a younger demographic.
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