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Top Ten Reasons This List is NOT About Juan Pablo’s Rough Driving At Infineon

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This list is _not_ about Juan Pablo Montoya…or is it?

*10.* I’m still on ‘administrative leave with pay’ from FS for the last Top Ten I did.

*9.* Any reference to “driving it like he stole it” might be taken as racist and not fair to ALL car thieves out there, no matter their ethnicity.

*8.* I’ve been informed by members of the media that are more self righteous than myself that I am ultimately “part of the problem.”

*7.* His lawyer threatened to sue.

*6.* Brad Keselowski took care of the problem. Atta boy, Brad!

*5.* I might need a “connection” some time, if you know what I mean…

*4.* Tired of getting called out for using an internet ‘English to Spanish” translator simply because there is mostly corn and soybeans grown around here.

*3.* No one has a sense of humor and these lists aren’t funny anyway.

*2.* Diversity and bullying are no laughing matters.

*1.* I’ve been subject to recent “Sensitivity Training” and have learned that Clubs are “little clover thingys,” Spades are now “small shovels,” Diamonds are “anglely challenged squares” and Hearts are “small, handleless shovels.”

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