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Top Ten Things SMI and Bruton Smith Are Offering Disgruntled Fans

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Bruton Smith has quite the deal in place post-Kentucky … just double check it’s actually a deal for you, not for him.

*10.* No refunds.

*9.* A chance to experience it again somewhere else… and spend more money.

*8.* Wooden nickels. Lots of wooden nickels.

*7.* An opportunity to explore your love of new sports.

*6*. A pig in a poke.

*5.* Everything but a satisfactory explanation.

*4.* Hey, look at it this way… they saved 20 thousand fans from b*tching about what a boring race it was.

*3.* A handy little book of “Games to Play While Stuck In Traffic.”

*2.* A framed copy of the bank statement showing how much profit they made, even though you weren’t there.

*1.* A giant foam hand with a finger pointing skyward… wait a minute, that’s not the pointer finger, is it?!

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