10. No refunds.
9. A chance to experience it again somewhere else… and spend more money.
8. Wooden nickels. Lots of wooden nickels.
7. An opportunity to explore your love of new sports.
6. A pig in a poke.
5. Everything but a satisfactory explanation.
4. Hey, look at it this way… they saved 20,000 fans from b*tching about what a boring race it was.
3. A handy little book of “Games to Play While Stuck In Traffic.”
2. A framed copy of the bank statement showing how much profit they made, even though you weren’t there.
1. A giant foam hand with a finger pointing skyward… wait a minute, that’s not the pointer finger, is it?!
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