*10.* No refunds.
*9.* A chance to experience it again somewhere else… and spend more money.
*8.* Wooden nickels. Lots of wooden nickels.
*7.* An opportunity to explore your love of new sports.
*6*. A pig in a poke.
*5.* Everything but a satisfactory explanation.
*4.* Hey, look at it this way… they saved 20 thousand fans from b*tching about what a boring race it was.
*3.* A handy little book of “Games to Play While Stuck In Traffic.”
*2.* A framed copy of the bank statement showing how much profit they made, even though you weren’t there.
*1.* A giant foam hand with a finger pointing skyward… wait a minute, that’s not the pointer finger, is it?!
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