*10.* Because Joey Logano was out of range.
*9.* Boris wasn’t looking … it was supposed to be a surprise!
*8.* Tried to impress his wife so she wouldn’t do the dirty work for him (See: Texas, the soon-to-be-former Eva Busch, NASCAR’s greatest spousal rivalry of all time).
*7.* “Said Head” wig was too tight and cut off circulation to Biffle’s brain, causing him to act irrationally. It happens.
*6.* Landon Cassill’s agent put him up to it.
*5.* What?! There was just a fly on his helmet and he was trying to help!
*4.* Ran out of 3M sticky notes to slap “idiot” on the back of Said’s driving suit on the way to the hauler.
*3.* Still angry about the debt ceiling vote… needed a punching bag.
*2.* Because guys know not to start a fight by kicking another guy in the groin. Punching is so much more… professional.
*1.* It sounded a whole lot more fun than admitting _he_ made a mistake.
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