*10.* Win the Daytona 500.
*9.* Drive for RCR, JGR, SHR, Penske or any team not name Hendrick Motorsports.
*8.* Take up any other driver on his invitation to join him at the all you can eat buffet at Senor Jose’s Taco Hut before the race.
*7.* Call Jeff Gordon “old” to his face. He gets faster when he’s mad.
*6.* Borrow Joe Nemechek’s pit crew
*5.* Playing “head games” with Jimmie Johnson.
*4.* Be remotely associated with anyone who’s ever pissed off Kyle Busch–just ask Elliott Sadler.
*3.* Stick a “Stewart-Haas Racing” decal on your car.
*2.* Steal Dale Jr’s set-up notebook.
*1.* Drive a car that doesn’t have a No. 48 on the side of it.
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