_News broke this week that one of the reasons NASCAR officials “held” Kurt Busch’s car in pre-race inspection Sunday is the No. 22 Penske Racing Dodge had developed a history of being late. Well, after an unofficial Frontstretch investigation the Top Ten Posse has found some reasons behind this team’s “time management problem…”_
*10.* Asked Joe Menzer and Jenna Fryer for directions to the inspection line.
*9.* Blocked in stall by a giant, red Lowe’s pit box filled with Kobalt Tools.
*8.* Team given a 15-minute timeout for cussing once Kurt accidentally mistook an official for Steve Addington.
*7.* Lost in thought reading Chad Knaus’ setup book: “Coloring Around The Gray Area: Getting Away With Technical Murder Since 1996.”
*6.* New “Monkey F$@#%/g A Football” scheme deemed inappropriate.
*5.* Miller Lite bottles disguised as “lemonade” and handed out by Brad Keselowski during lunch.
*4.* Fending off TMZ after Kurt had his tongue down his girlfriend’s throat… before his divorce went public. Oh, wait… that actually happened. Awkward!
*3.* Kurt late getting off the phone with Kyle, explaining how to talk yourself out of a speeding ticket… again.
*2.* 20-minute, weekly delay to extricate agitated, half-employed Sam Hornish, Jr. from the cockpit screaming, “This ride is mine! Mine, I tell you! I won the IRL championship 80 times, you know… and doesn’t the Indy 500 mean anything to you people?”
*1.* Crew busy signing contracts for tell-all book and Dr. Phil appearance after the season – spewing their tear-filled tale of verbal abuse to the world.
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