*10.* Two-And-A-Half-Hour Energy Drink for half the year. That’s pretty much all they can afford for a guy like Steven.
*9.* Fifty Cent Colonel, a halfly-owned subsidiary of Dollar General.
*8.* The _Crash Test Dummies’_ latest album.
*7.* Rogaine, for all the hair that needs regrowing once his competitors get the shaft in a few more “I didn’t mean to do it” wrecks.
*6.* “Beano.”:http://www.beanogas.com/ (Not to be used at “fuel mileage” tracks!)
*5.* The law firm of Winken, Blinken & Nod.
*4.* Here’s an idea… take Steven out and put Reed Sorenson in the car.
*3.* Let Dad Rusty pay the bills. Oh, wait, he already is… no wonder Steven still has a job!
*2.* The Nationwide Series (along with a dozen other cars). That way, they’ll actually have a division left to sponsor in 2012.
*1.* Danica Patrick. Hey, she needs someone to still get mad at every week!
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