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Top Ten Things Brian Vickers DIDN’T Run Into at Martinsville

Brian Vickers turned into a wrecking ball all afternoon in Martinsville – so much so that the list of things he DIDN’T run into was short enough to “fit” inside our weekly top 10.

*10.* The open space between other cars.

*9.* An offer of discounted rates on insurance – especially after installing Progressive’s Snapshot Discount device given to him by some chick named Flo.

*8.* An offer of a 2012 ride by any other team — even bad ones.

*7.* Victory Lane.

*6.* An offer of sponsorship by Manischewitz after it was explained to him the name was not pronounced Manychevyhits.

*5.* An up ’til now undiscovered degree of talent.

*4.* Unfortunately for everyone else, a black flag.

*3.* A sense that maybe HE was the problem.

*2.* An encouraging word or friendly face amongst his colleagues.

*1.* The rear end of the No. 48 car, as instructed by Chad Knaus.

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