*10.* The open space between other cars.
*9.* An offer of discounted rates on insurance – especially after installing Progressive’s Snapshot Discount device given to him by some chick named Flo.
*8.* An offer of a 2012 ride by any other team — even bad ones.
*7.* Victory Lane.
*6.* An offer of sponsorship by Manischewitz after it was explained to him the name was not pronounced Manychevyhits.
*5.* An up ’til now undiscovered degree of talent.
*4.* Unfortunately for everyone else, a black flag.
*3.* A sense that maybe HE was the problem.
*2.* An encouraging word or friendly face amongst his colleagues.
*1.* The rear end of the No. 48 car, as instructed by Chad Knaus.
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