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Top 10 Things Drivers Said to Each Other During The “Jet Dryer Delay”

*10.* “Is the line at the Porta-Potty still a mile long? I’m dying here!”

“OK, Junior’s got us covered. Let’s slit Blaney’s tires.”

*9.* “What is this… an episode of ‘American _Idle_’?”

*8.* Ryan Newman to anyone who would listen: “Did you hear the joke about how many NASCAR drivers it takes to blow up a jet dryer? Just Juan!!”

*7.* “Hey Brad! Pull up a video of the 2002 Daytona 500 and show it to Carl.”

*6.* Jamie McMurray: “You mean to tell me I can draft with whoever I want now? Thank God.”

*5.* “Isn’t it past Mark’s bedtime?”

*4.* “What did you say, Carl and Kyle? Well, yeah, of course it’s OK to pull a tear off… bwahahahaha”

*3.* Kurt Busch to A.J. Allmendinger: “See? I told you that equipment’s not all it’s cracked up to be.”

*2.* “Did anyone bring snacks?”

*1.* “As long as we walk with Junior, NASCAR will leave us alone.”

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