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Top Ten Things NASCAR’s Chief Appellate Officer Ruled On Tuesday

“While we’re here, Jimmie, let’s face it. That beard is a significant aerodynamic disadvantage. Why do you think they don’t call you ‘Six-Time’?”

*10.* Denver Broncos’ management has more money than brains. Then, after a few minutes he actually remembered what sport he was supposed to be working on!

*9.* Rescinded the penalty of “quality time with significant other” for Chad Knaus.

*8.* Determined that yes, a wing on the back of a car helps force it airborne when going backwards. There’s no way NASCAR should try that… oh wait…

*7.* Officially ruled that any Waltrip in a broadcast booth can be very annoying.

*6.* O.J. did it.

*5.* Yeah, Jeremy Mayfield is pretty much guilty, too.

*4.* Daytona to Phoenix to Las Vegas to Bristol to Fontana really is a pretty stupid schedule setup.

*3.* In the real world, Jeff Gordon would have at least five championships and Jimmie wouldn’t.

*2.* Miss Terri DeBris holds the record for attending the most ever NASCAR races.

*1.* Said Jimmie Johnson doesn’t actually have to “work” to make the Chase after all.

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