Look, Juan! The Easter bunny brought you a fire extinguisher!”
*10.* For Dale Earnhardt Jr. – A spot in the All-Star race. (Like he wasn’t going to win the fan vote anyway.)
*9.* For Jeff Gordon – A new razor to get rid of whatever that is he’s trying to grow on his chin.
*8.* For Dave Blaney – A number to call his own.
*7.* For Kyle Busch – A super sized bag of M&Ms. Honest, you can’t make this up.
*6.* For Kevin Harvick – A diaper genie.
*5.* For Jason Leffler – A new haircut.
*4.* For Tony Stewart – A box of Just For Men Beard and Mustache Color. “(Check out that beard he was sporting at Auto Club Speedway!)”:https://frontstretch.com/images/11987.jpg
*3.* For Austin Dillon – Platform shoes.
*2.* For Kasey Kahne – A new pair of lucky socks because Johnson’s horseshoe is missing and it’s not like the bunny’s going to cut off his own foot.
*1.* For Jimmie Johnson – A chocolate race car with instructions to nibble the c posts off first.
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