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Top 10 Reasons for the Lack of Cautions in 2012

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“I just can’t lose this ‘next one to wreck has to shave’ bet with Junior; I’d never live it down!”

*10.* Juan Pablo Montoya thinks the jet drier should count for ten cautions, so he’s done wrecking people for half the year.

*9.* Jimmy Spencer is sitting home on a couch. And so is Robby Gordon… and Buckshot Jones…

*8.* Someone finally told Kyle Busch that “through the field” wasn’t supposed to be taken literally.

*7.* Garage-wide ban on hotdogs, Styrofoam cups, and stray parts finally solved the debris issue.

*6.* Garage pool: Next guy to cause a wreck has to sit between the Waltrip brothers on the plane ride home for the rest of the season; nobody wants to lose.

*5.* Some jokester invented the “exploding bumper” and you never know where it will turn up next.

*4.* New NASCAR mandate: You break it, you get out and pick it up!

*3.* You don’t often see wrecks in Chase test sessions.

*2.* Somebody put the caution flag in the wash with the red flag by accident, it turned out pink and the flagman has been embarrassed ever since.

*1.* After all these years, someone finally “got Jeff Gordon a cup holder.”:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5rkFN5XRA4

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