*10.* He was still upset Newt Gingrich dropped out of the Presidential race.
*9.* Confused Ryan Newman with that Lexus one of his Penske engineers used to drive. Just wanted to come by and say “hello.”
*8.* Been hanging out at Jeremy Mayfield’s place a lot lately… oh that’s right, Jeremy doesn’t have a place anymore.
*7.* His momma always said, ‘Stupid is as a Busch does.’
*6.* He’s gotta do something to get some of the limelight back on him.
*5.* Hasn’t been… well, you know, since his wife left him.
*4.* This whole ‘being a has been’ is still new and frustrating to him.
*3.* Ain’t got no sponsors so he figured “hey, one less person calling for my head.”
*2.* He was celebrating Obama’s endorsement of gay marriage.
*1.* There is no excuse!. Kurt, you ain’t no Charlie Sheen!
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