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Top Ten Excuses Kurt Busch Might Give For His Latest Antics

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“I just got distracted wondering how to grow a beard as cool as Jimmie’s, honest!”

*10.* He was still upset Newt Gingrich dropped out of the Presidential race.

*9.* Confused Ryan Newman with that Lexus one of his Penske engineers used to drive. Just wanted to come by and say “hello.”

*8.* Been hanging out at Jeremy Mayfield’s place a lot lately… oh that’s right, Jeremy doesn’t have a place anymore.

*7.* His momma always said, ‘Stupid is as a Busch does.’

*6.* He’s gotta do something to get some of the limelight back on him.

*5.* Hasn’t been… well, you know, since his wife left him.

*4.* This whole ‘being a has been’ is still new and frustrating to him.

*3.* Ain’t got no sponsors so he figured “hey, one less person calling for my head.”

*2.* He was celebrating Obama’s endorsement of gay marriage.

*1.* There is no excuse!. Kurt, you ain’t no Charlie Sheen!

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