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Top Ten Things The Gasman Said To Jimmie Johnson During The Last Pit Stop

“Dude! You gotta let me in on the secret to growing a sexy beard like yours!”

*10.* “Remember Jimmie, we’re the second best crew in NASCAR!”

*9.* “Just wanted to say ‘Good Luck’ and we’re all counting on you.”

*8.* “Mr. Johnson! Mr. Johnson! Can I have your autograph?”

*7.* Hey! Come back here! You can’t drive off without paying!”

*6.* “Hey Jimmie, watch thi…”

*5.* “I wanna ride like you gave Mr. Hendrick last week!”

*4.* “Bet I can beat you to the line!”

*3.* “I know you’re a bit busy, but have you given your life to Christ?”

*2.* “I’m thinking that, if we get a lap down, NASCAR will throw that late-race caution we need…”

*1.* “STOP DAMNIT! My apron string is stuck in your door!”

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