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Top Ten Sponsors Currently Courting Kurt Busch and Phoenix Racing

*10.* WWE…they allow anything over there!

“If Kurt would grow an awesome beard like mine, I bet he could get Just For Men on his hood…”

*9.* Rick Hendrick. Oh, wait… he already is behind the scenes. Next!

*8.* The band Crash Test Dummies.

*7.* Starburst (get it? He was a star but now… oh, nevermind!)

*6.* Charlie Sheen and his new show on FX, “Anger Management.”

*5.* Maury Povich. Rumor has it Jerry and Maury may even duke it out on live television; the winner gets to sponsor Kurt.

*4.* Any local law firm whose motto is something like… “Turn that wreck, into a check!”

*3.* Orbitz gum. For a clean mouth no matter what.

*2.* Bobby’s Gourmet Elephant Ears.

*1.* Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?…

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