*10.* WWE…they allow anything over there!
“If Kurt would grow an awesome beard like mine, I bet he could get Just For Men on his hood…”
*9.* Rick Hendrick. Oh, wait… he already is behind the scenes. Next!
*8.* The band Crash Test Dummies.
*7.* Starburst (get it? He was a star but now… oh, nevermind!)
*6.* Charlie Sheen and his new show on FX, “Anger Management.”
*5.* Maury Povich. Rumor has it Jerry and Maury may even duke it out on live television; the winner gets to sponsor Kurt.
*4.* Any local law firm whose motto is something like… “Turn that wreck, into a check!”
*3.* Orbitz gum. For a clean mouth no matter what.
*2.* Bobby’s Gourmet Elephant Ears.
*1.* Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?…
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