*10.* MOPAR engines only work their best when fully carbureted. Screw this fuel injection crap, we’re outta here!
*9.* Tired of incessant comparisons to “Dodge-Em” bumper cars every stinking time someone used the chrome horn.
*8.* “NASCAR? We don’t need no stinking NASCAR!”
*7.* Top execs running the company DO have ADHD–we’re in! We’re out! We’re in again! We’re out!–and were afraid they too would test positive for Adderall.
*6.* NASCAR’s refusal to consider the Fiat 500 with 6.3 Hemi power as next year’s Nationwide entry.
*5.* Decals simply becoming too expensive to make a kit car look like a Charger.
*4.* Fiat actually stands for “Fix it again, Tony” and Stewart wasn’t interested in switching makes.
*3.* Figured if they can’t have Allmendinger, they don’t want nobody!
*2.* Couldn’t settle petty differences with Richard to keep the program going forward.
*1.* Didn’t realize zero percent interest programs would also apply to their brand after Penske said he was leaving.
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