*10.* Spare helmets and water bottles on standby… just in case.
*9.* Cans of sardines mysteriously turning up under driver’s seats on a hot night.
*8.* A jet dryer all fueled up and ready to blow.
*7.* Two words – Kevin Harvick.
*6.* James Bond-esque control panel in the car with buttons marked smoke screen, oil slick, ball bearings, thumbtacks and hand grenades.
*5.* Brian France’s little-known idea for racing excitement–quicksand traps in the middle of the corners.
*4.* Helicopters carrying pianos which will be dropped on rival contenders if said contenders are running well.
*3.* A “loose” oil line that conveniently drops oil in the competition’s path.
*2.* Lots of brownies and chocolate chip cookies show up in competitors’ haulers…but those aren’t exactly chocolate chips…
*1.* Local Walmart suddenly inexplicably out of both peanuts and green spray paint.
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