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Top Ten Tests Dale Jr. Had To Pass To Be Cleared To Drive Again

Had to stare at this for a full five minutes without getting a headache.

*10.* Remember the last time he won a race.

*9.* Write a letter of apology (in crayon) to Brian France for forcing this issue.

*8.* Remember which side of the car to crawl into.

*7.* Buy Dr. Jerry Petty a very expensive dinner.

*6.* Admit that, hey, maybe these headaches have something to do with all these AMP Energy drinks he’s been downing.

*5.* Make sense of a Brian France press release (an unfair test, really, as no one else has been able to do it yet, either).

*4.* Sent into a store to buy jeans and come out with the proper brand.

*3.* Find where Regan Smith hid the steering wheel to the No. 88.

*2.* Pass Danica Patrick on the racetrack without hitting her or getting spun.

*1.* Spell koncu…concushu…conkuss… head injury!

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