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Top Ten Things Ryan Newman Was Thinking As He Walked Away From His Phoenix Crash

<div style=\"float:right; width:250px; margin: 20px; border: black solid 1px; padding: 3px;\"><img src=\"http://www.frontstretch.com/images/14463.jpg\" width=\"250\" height=\"390\"/><p style=\"margin: 3px; text-align: left; font-weight:bold;\">I can't believe I thought it would be cool to try and grow a beard like Jimmie's! This stubble itches something fierce under the helmet–must shave now!</p></div>

*10.* Oh, well…. at least now I can check on my fantasy racing league.

*9.* Man, all those free Bloomin' Onions are still weighing me down.

*8.* I swear the GPS said to turn right.

*7.* One of my cows just had another calf. I gotta hurry and get home to see how they are doing.

*6.* Somebody said something about a fight going on back here. Where is it?

*5.* This gives me a chance to show off my sponsors a little more. Please re-up. Please!

*4.* Where the heck did I see that Port a Potty?

*3.* This NASCAR green movement is taking things a bit far…

*2.* Who thought it would be funny to put the rattlesnakes from the hill under my seat?

*1.* I'm no Clint Bowyer, but I can move pretty fast, too!

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