<div style=\"float:right; width:250px; margin: 20px; border: black solid 1px; padding: 3px;\"><img src=\"http://www.frontstretch.com/images/14463.jpg\" width=\"250\" height=\"390\"/><p style=\"margin: 3px; text-align: left; font-weight:bold;\">I can't believe I thought it would be cool to try and grow a beard like Jimmie's! This stubble itches something fierce under the helmet–must shave now!</p></div>
*10.* Oh, well…. at least now I can check on my fantasy racing league.
*9.* Man, all those free Bloomin' Onions are still weighing me down.
*8.* I swear the GPS said to turn right.
*7.* One of my cows just had another calf. I gotta hurry and get home to see how they are doing.
*6.* Somebody said something about a fight going on back here. Where is it?
*5.* This gives me a chance to show off my sponsors a little more. Please re-up. Please!
*4.* Where the heck did I see that Port a Potty?
*3.* This NASCAR green movement is taking things a bit far…
*2.* Who thought it would be funny to put the rattlesnakes from the hill under my seat?
*1.* I'm no Clint Bowyer, but I can move pretty fast, too!
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