10. Obi-Wan has taught you well…
9. I guess Go Daddy really does run at high speeds!
8. We need to stop giving her Jimmie Johnson’s old motors.
7. Looks like someone needs a little Smoke blown up her tailpipe!
6. I really need to rethink my stance on blocking.
5. Maybe that extra Martinsville hot dog wasn’t such a good idea.
4. Somehow, this is all Joey Logano’s fault.
3. Maybe keeping her in Nationwide another year wasn’t such a bad idea.
2. Crap! I was only supposed to teach her everything she knows, not everything _I _ know … just for that, I’ll be the one smashing the next soda can on her forehead.
1. I don’t care where Danica finishes. Where’s Newman? I want my free Bloomin’ Onion!
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