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Top Ten Things Going Through Tony Stewart’s Mind As He Was Being Passed By Danica Patrick

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“Ok, new company rule. Whoever finishes first has to be able to grow a beard at least as bad as Johnson’s. And I’m the only one who can do that!”

10. Obi-Wan has taught you well…

9. I guess Go Daddy really does run at high speeds!

8. We need to stop giving her Jimmie Johnson’s old motors.

7. Looks like someone needs a little Smoke blown up her tailpipe!

6. I really need to rethink my stance on blocking.

5. Maybe that extra Martinsville hot dog wasn’t such a good idea.

4. Somehow, this is all Joey Logano’s fault.

3. Maybe keeping her in Nationwide another year wasn’t such a bad idea.

2. Crap! I was only supposed to teach her everything she knows, not everything _I _ know … just for that, I’ll be the one smashing the next soda can on her forehead.

1. I don’t care where Danica finishes. Where’s Newman? I want my free Bloomin’ Onion!

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