10. Who wants to see 200 laps with no wrecks?
9. The guy in front of me wasn’t going fast enough.
8. NASCAR said “Boys, Have At It!”
7. My guys need to give me a cup holder so my soda can doesn’t roll all over the place!
6. I looked down for just a second to plug in my iPod…
5. I was just trying to rattle his cage!
4. Whoa! Did you see that girl in the bikini top? Section P, Row 26, Seat 11. She’s smokin’!
3. What? He had a Target painted on the car! If he didn’t want anyone to hit it, he should have kept the Depends scheme.
2. I was trying to text my crew guys to tell them I couldn’t text right now because I’m driving…
1. That worked on iRacing…
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